Dark Playground Poster (18"x24")

Size Guide

Original post: Why Procrastinators Procrastinate

"It's a mess. And with the monkey in charge, the procrastinator finds himself spending a lot of time in a place called the Dark Playground.

The Dark Playground is a place every procrastinator knows well. It's a place where leisure activities happen at times when leisure activities are not supposed to be happening. The fun you have in the Dark Playground isn't actually fun because it's completely unearned and the air is filled with guilt, anxiety, self-hatred, and dread. Sometimes the Rational Decision-Maker puts his foot down and refuses to let you waste time doing normal leisure things, and since the Instant Gratification Monkey sure as hell isn't gonna let you work, you find yourself in a bizarre purgatory of weird activities where everyone loses."

This poster is G-rated, so it's classroom- and kid-friendly.

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This original Wait But Why poster is printed on acid-, lignin-, and chlorine-free paper that is also pH buffered with calcium carbonate for a true archival sheet.

  • 120 gsm
  • Thickness 5.5 mil
  • ISO Brightness 90%
  • Opacity 94%

Due to the fragile nature of the posters and shipping couriers, we will not be able to accept returns on these.

Sizing Guide

Measurements are taken of the front of the shirt.  For example, a Men's Small says Chest = 18", which means it measures 18" from left to right of the front of the shirt.   The full shirt circumference = 36" (front and back combined).