Instant Gratification Monkey
He's with you in the morning. He's with you at night. He's probably with you right now as you read this. So you might as well just learn to cuddle with him. And when he's really ruining your life, you can pick him up and slam him to the ground, or put him in the closet, or wring his little neck, as a reminder that this is your life and not his, goddammit.
From the post: Why Procrastinators Procrastinate
Boring but necessary paragraph: Our plush toys comply with U.S. ASTM F963 toy safety standards. Made of a super soft 100% polyester fiber, safe for children ages 3 and up, and adults 90 and younger. Custom made with care and craft by Squishable.
Type: Stuffed Toys
Measurements are taken of the front of the shirt. For example, a Men's Small says Chest = 18", which means it measures 18" from left to right of the front of the shirt. The full shirt circumference = 36" (front and back combined).