You're a procrastinator and the Panic Monster is coming to get you. This squishy, more adorable version of the real thing can serve as a warning, a reminder of what's going to happen if you don't get your shit together on whatever it is you're supposed to be doing.
Boring but necessary paragraph: Our plush toys comply with U.S. ASTM F963 toy safety standards. Made of a super soft 100% polyester fiber, safe for children ages 3 and up, and adults 90 and younger. Custom made with care and craft by Squishable.
Measurements are taken of the front of the shirt. For example, a Men's Small says Chest = 18", which means it measures 18" from left to right of the front of the shirt. The full shirt circumference = 36" (front and back combined).